You may know Karee Kistler either by her lovely writings in The Pony Express or the fact she’s the younger sister of junior, Kage Kistler. However, we’re giving you the inside scoop on what the best writer in the staff does while she’s not writing and helping CMMS ASB. These are Karlee’s weird talents and weird happenings of her life. But first what does “weird” mean? Is it that awkward kid that picks his nose at lunch or the way the body reacts to the way you move? We ask you please don’t judge Karlee and DO NOT TRY THESE ACTS OF CRAZINESS!
After interviewing Karlee, I learned of her shocking talent… Noodle gets stuck up her nose and comes out her mouth! Pretty crazy huh? She found out she can do this by just sitting in the car with extra udon noodles and just started sticking them up in the bat cave. She had to warn me before I tried to try it that, if you use the small noodles, it gets stuck, so you have to use very long thick noodles. I took about three tries before it came down her throat and way able to pull it out.
Karlee’s also an untrained gymnast when she gets on the trampoline she’s twisting and twirling all over the place! After starting gymnastics at eight she’s always been flexible. Karlee has the ability to put her feet behind her head and been able to do that for three years and just tried it. Karlee believes in “Just Do It” –Nike and tries new things. Speaking of being flexible she also can do the “knee walker.” She advises that you wear padding and long pants if you try this.
Many weird happenings have happened to Karlee, last year while doing a variety of citric juice stands with fellow writer Makena Seal. Hand-squeezing the fruits isn’t the hard part. After not washing her hands well enough after squeezing she came to sell right away with out knowing the affect! When you leave a liquid acid in the sun it causes your hand to get a citric burn. After waking up the next morning and thinking it was a “spider bite” they thought it would go away. But after a couple of days it started to blister and fill with puss. A day after they finally made a doctor’s appointment, this was her worst case in 25 years! So they popped the blisters and blood and puss squirted everywhere! They had to wrap her hand in cloth and let it heal. After it was finally gone her right hand was discolored and look like it would scar, but then it was normal. School was challenge she told me it hurt to write and even hold it but she went everyday! None of these talents affect her school life nor does she even practice, she just does it when people ask her too.
Karlee is one of the most interesting souls I’ve ever met. Oh yeah, she can also suck liquids up through her nose and roll her eyes in crazy directions! Be sure you watch the videos, look at the picture and stay safe!